Halftime

Cadence

Friday night and the lights are on the field

Band on the line, drum major, here we go

Tap, tap, tap, tap (Tap, tap, tap, tap)

Pat, pat, flick, flick (Pat, pat, flick, flick)

Verse One

Fifty thousand people and I only came for one

Section leader, get that hard dick out, the flutes want to see it done

Your step sister plays piccolo, and she has not looked away

Spit on it, boy, I'll twirl it like a baton, that is how we play

Cadence

Tap, tap, tap, tap (Tap, tap, tap, tap)

Flick, flick, pat, pat (Flick, flick, pat, pat)

Tap... tap... tap... hold (Hold!)

Verse Two

Halftime show is mine, I wrote it for your cock

Brass section, slap it on the snare, keep it on the clock

Snare line, eight on the balls, on my count, not his

Tap, tap, tap, tap, that is where the pressure is

Drum Break

Sticks up! (Sticks up!)

Tap, tap, tap, tap (Tap, tap, tap, tap)

Pat, pat, pat, pat (Pat, pat, pat, pat)

Flick, flick, flick, flick (Flick, flick, flick, flick)

Hold! (Hold!)

Peak

Now the whole band, on my whistle, stroke, stroke, stroke, stroke

All the way up, all the way down, stroke, stroke, stroke, stroke

Faster, harder, stroke, stroke, stroke, stroke, come on my face at the fifty

Stroke, stroke, stroke, stroke... hold... release...

March Off

Oh my god, the whole flute section saw that, and they want a turn

Tap... tap... still... stop.

Band dismissed. Except you.